Eddie opened his eyes to the sight of dangling feet and a sheet of ice. He felt weak and sluggish. “Where am I?” he muttered.
“The ass end of the universe,” Mike told him. “In Nowhere, Oklahoma. At Sears. Locked in Customer Service.”
“Soon to be the belly of Apep the snake-god, though,” Twitch added cheerfully. “They say that a change is as good as a rest.”