“I took a bright boy—quirky and a little out of control, but bright and basically healthy—and I’ve turned him into a delusional maniac.”
“I’m pretty sure I’m not delusional.”
“You talk to animals.”
“Yeah, and I also get them to do stuff.”
“Res ipsa loquitur.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means I’m going to need a lawyer.”
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