Fey World Maintenance Services (FWMS) employs fairy specialists to keep our world running. Some of these fairies have sweet tasks — Bloomara is the fairy of blooming flowers, and Sugressa is the sugar fairy. Some fairies are not so lucky, for instance, Garbita, the fairy of trash.

And then there’s Fecanya. She’s the dookie fairy.

She gets by. Sure, her bad attitude lands her in counseling with FWMS’s satyr therapist, but that non-stop wisecracking mouth and cynical attitude make a pretty good shield against the messy day-to-day task of dealing with… leavings.

But when a sewage maintenance plant threatens to burst, and rival clans of apes get into a titanic flinging contest, Fecanya may have more on her… hands… than even she can deal with.

OUT OF ORDURE is book one of what promises to be a series, by writer and actor Ramón Terrell. So far, THE FAIRIES promises to be Tinkerbell, but for grownups. I can’t wait for the next one.

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